Friday, June 20, 2008

Tingie ningie ningie ningie

20th of june. 08. Netherlands.

Yesterday was slow in the begining but got really groovy at the end. I spend most of the day lazing around, reading, listening to some music, updating the blog. At noon me and sanne went to the town square to do a bit of shopping and get me a haircut. :) yeh the locks are gone.

A friend of sanne, laura, met us at a cafe/pub there called the Old Dutch. There is a story about this girl i wrote fm my last trip. She is the one with the boat if some of you remeber the picture. She stays in a an old old castle in the town square. cool huh. How it works is every two years or so the town council puts up the house for bidders. well its not the money they check... thats nominal..but a clean record. it's like an interview that you have to pass to get this place. How in hell laura got it beats me. She is one wild child.

Well post a beer and all that the women went for "sex and the city"' the movie. I chilled out in the castle, watching football and then took a walk to " camelot ''. one of the .. or the oldest pub here. 29 years.

A few drinks here and a few drinks there and i made a friend. Baz. He gave me a cap as a gift and has promised to take me to his place in amsterdam today. He thinks indian women are beautiful, loves bangda ( tingie ningie ningie ningie ningie...) and loves the fact i support holland at the euro.


I leave you with some more pics. i head off to Amsterdam with laura and baz in a bit. Sanne is off with her cousin sis to an amusement park. I cant handle rides. I preffer a different kind of ride! :P

Sanne's house. in the foreground ou can see her horse- eidelweiss

At the Old Dutch.

Town square.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Mr. SCROOGE!!!

"' greetings. Take me to your leader''. so here i was at the Alien registration office in apeldoorn. The police station here has the same theme. kindergarten. Nice colorful posters for helplines, a boy at the counter registering a complaint for a stolen bike. Its all very pleasant.


A pleasant lady meets us. Here is some useful info for people travelling on a netherlands visa. New rules state that all those given the visa need to report to the closest police station within 72 hours to get another stamp on your visa confirming that you really did get ur ass to netherlands. else? well u get arrested and thrown in to jail, is fined.... but will be let off after you eplain your ignorance. in extreme cases you get deported. even if they never findout that you dont have the stamp in your passport, when you exit... at the airport they check. and then well..... read above.


Then the lady asks me if this was my first trip. i say no. she asks if i got this stamp done last time. i say no. she asks me how did you get past schipol airpor. i say i flew out of berlin. hmmmm... she says.... germany doesnt agree with this policy of ours and do not check. i shiver. someone mustave been praying for me. thanks mom.


After this we drive to a park....well....woods actually. pristine nature. a nice healthy walk and we head off to bronkhorst. In the words on a website ''Bronkhorst, a former manorial estate with several beautifully restored buildings and farms, is the smallest town in the Netherlands and very popular with tourists. Bronkhorst as a place started out in the forecourt of the castle of the successive lords of Bronckhorst. It received its charter in 1482, giving it the privileges of a town. In 1810 Bronkhorst and Steenderen were consolidated into one municipality. The complete town, almost entirely consisting of monuments, is a place of special interest. The Hooge Huys (Tall House), also called Ophemert, towers above the little town. A lot of the buildings now house shops, galleries/museums or restaurants/cafés. Another interesting feature is the river ferry connection between Bronkhorst and Brummen. The population of this little town was 273 on 1 January 2005. ''


273 people. A town. It's beautiful. You get to the place on a small ferry ride. there are four crisscrossing streets that is the town. open restaurants and cafe's on the cobblestoned sidewalk. Quaint houses all around. One small church. little shops. all crowded inside with curios and artefacts. We have lunch out on the sidewalk of an old old koop that has been converted to a restaurant. I cant think of anyother way to spend this afternoon. That crisp air tingling your nose, the sun benevolently shing down on you, wrapping you in a warm blanket against the nip in the air. a beer in one hand, a good book in the other. birds chirrping, laughter, a clinking of glasses. :)


after a nice fat lunch, i must write about some spectacular cuisine i have been having,the dutch it seems is not as bad in their offering of dishes to the cullinary world as i thought, we walk over to a an almost fairytale like house right across called the dickens museum. And i swear mr.scrooge is sitting outside playing a woodmade version of an accordian! This is the owner of this little museum inside a house. Click here to see this man.


its stacked from roof to floor with anything and everything to do with dickens. Artefacts, lifesize puppets, little ceramic stages in which the characters are frozen forever in time from some book of dickens. books! books everwhere... some so old... so old... books that are two feet by two feet with locks on the side.... history everywhere. and mr.scrooge enthusiastically explaining to me mr.dickens hated racism. it seems mr.dickens was a journalist. and a nippy one at that. he apparently was constantly getting in to trouble with his editors for speaking up. In this episode being narrated to me, he wrote an article in one of the papers in which he told the general public that ''people of india are much more good looking, can dance unlike them with their beer bellies'' etc....


i slowly suck in my gut.


All that food and sun and walking around has made me drowsy. We head back home. I wont write anymore on food.... so suffice to say a lovely dinner at the town square... football and back home to do some research on design workshops and jazz clubs in amsterdam before i head off there.


I leave you with a quote from charles dickens that i found on the wall at the museum.


''When you are a married man, you will understand a good many things as you dont understand now; but whether it's wothwhile going through so much to learn so little...."


Tuesday, June 17, 2008

European nights

It's good to be back here, back in netherlands. but as i write this i am contemplating buying a condom and &*^%()$# the @## of a certain ad man in cannes. Not even a nomination for a worthy act at the cannes lions.. and therefore i have cancelled my ticket to the cannes and decided to do something more enriching than fraternise with fat cats grown fat and dull. Does an artist need endorsement from anyone at all?? does a creative expression for a worthwhile cause which may somedsay tip the geological scale of our planet in favour of our survival need a nod from the "'idea'' men in temporary black suits.
Support. Voice your opinion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKYZf7-JPno

The flight was uneventful. i think a flight attendant was trying to flirt with me. sanne thinks i am having delusions. which is good. india to paris to dusseldorf to netherlands. the flight was as good as it could be. the layover at charles de gaulle (see pic) gave me the opportunity to pick up my first bottle of absinth. ( saurav if ure reading this :P ). well its not the real deal but close enuf. the real deal shud be in poland. the green fairy waits hidden in the walls of aushwitz. absinth in aushwitz shud be shaky!
Its perfect weather here. perfect weather is in comparison to the fact that it cud hit 6 degress or less without much warning. i am in Brummen now. yeh.... its the middle of nowhere in netherlands. A land paused and forgotten in time. A land dedicated to living well. and living restful. Wild flowers in bloom. Cows in the meadows. smell of fresh cut grass. orange streamers festooned outside quiant dutch houses quietly screaming their football team at the euro. air. fresh air. deep lungfulls of fresh air.
Last evening we visited sanne's dad who is in the hospital with an infection. I guess this is where i am blessed as a traveller in europe. Tourists get the package behind glass doors. i get to go to a hospital :). it was quite revealing about our approach to hospitals in india. i mean one basic thing i havent yet figured out is why in the name of hippocrates should a hospital be painted in drab grey and blue and white tiles. Anyway without sounding condescending we all know what i am talking about. but well... the convenience, the technology that is easily available to nurture and respect life. someday when i am all old and ready to meet my maker i wanna be in one of these hopitals. TV over ur bed, a game room, room service, a restaurant to meet friends that also serves beer, pretty nurses, devices to ensure a painless death, oh! and a balconey with a view.

After that we drove over to Zutphen for a "'coffee''. :P chilled out in the coffee shop watching the football game. the bartender was really nice to us and gave me papers, book of reefers, bottle of water and a coke....on the house.

Tomorrow i need to go to the police station in apeldoorn . yes.... the journey continues. to a police station. we went to the local police station today for my alien registration. new rule. within 72 hours of oming here u need to report and sign at the local station. in my case i need to go to apldoorn. Police station looks like kindergarten. hmmm.... hospitals like hotels and police stations like kindergartens. Their motto? to be the citizens best friend. whats our cops motto i wonder.... does anyone know?

So tonight is a full moon night and there is holland game on! tonight should be fun. i will now slightly replan my schedules since those fatcats in blacksuits fucked up.

peace and love
A